Jon West Blog

My god has something that no other god has in common, I can prove very easily that it exists. You have seen, felt and even been intimate with my god yourself…guaranteed. There is no denying that my god will be around as long as mammals exist on earth. That being said, I do have the same issues as others with god.

I pray regularly to my god and my luck or life hasn’t changed. I pray for all sorts of help. Whether it’s help dealing with the stress at work or other life issues. Of course I pray for the well-being of my family and friends…and they all still get sick, have hardships, and deal with the negatives of life on a regular basis. I have shown complete devotion to my god and yet I don’t see anything in return.

In case praying isn’t enough… sometimes I donate money towards my god indirectly and I get what feels like nothing in return. The longer I believe in my god and throw money at it…I don’t see any change in my life. So being told by other religous folks, that maybe throwing more money at it will help…so I do. I still feel no different except a little poorer.

While my god hasn’t passed down any sort of text with how I should live my life, I feel a god should be reffered to in a respectable way. So most times I refer to my gods’ most common name with “holy”. Sometimes its in a situation where I am happy, surprised, or had just learned something really cool.

If you’re wondering who this god is, it’s shit. As in “holy shit”. My prayer is while I’m on the toilet. The money is indirectly donated by paying for water and sanitation.

Now you are probably thinking I’m crazy. This post is all about bringing out the stupidity in beleiving in a god. Is it really more likely that a all-mighty being exists any more likely than shit being god.

In case you haven’t realized it, the whole thinking of shit as god is all in sarcasm. I am and probably always will be an athiest.